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More Things to Worry About on Monday
Not sure what the guy was drinking, but whatever it was, it worked because he was so drunk that he said he didn't feel much pain at all when he tried to leap that iron fence and got impaled by a spike up his butt (Bonus: for two hours!) (Bonus: Not-Safe-For-Stomachs photos here] [link from Arbroath] . . . . . Damn thugs: Two Czech entomologists were convicted of hunting butterflies, and a Darjeeling, India, judge sent one of 'em away for three months . . . . . It says here in the North Bay (Ontario) Nugget that Amber Dibartolomeo, 23, has been banned from the Wal-Mart after using it as a mobile place of business for selling cocaine (Bonus: She carried around a digital scale in her bag, and her inventory in a, um, personal space) . . . . . Wisconsin inmate Reggie Townsend (reckless homicide) was awarded $295k by a jury in his lawsuit against the prison for making him sleep on a moldy, putrid mattress for two months ($295k / 60 nights / $4,900 a night). Today's Newsrangers: Richard Gould, Paul Music, John Elliott, Mark Neunder, Emory Kimbrough, Steve Wettlaufer, Candy Clouston
Not sure what the guy was drinking, but whatever it was, it worked because he was so drunk that he said he didn't feel much pain at all when he tried to leap that iron fence and got impaled by a spike up his butt (Bonus: for two hours!) (Bonus: Not-Safe-For-Stomachs photos here] [link from Arbroath] . . . . . Damn thugs: Two Czech entomologists were convicted of hunting butterflies, and a Darjeeling, India, judge sent one of 'em away for three months . . . . . It says here in the North Bay (Ontario) Nugget that Amber Dibartolomeo, 23, has been banned from the Wal-Mart after using it as a mobile place of business for selling cocaine (Bonus: She carried around a digital scale in her bag, and her inventory in a, um, personal space) . . . . . Wisconsin inmate Reggie Townsend (reckless homicide) was awarded $295k by a jury in his lawsuit against the prison for making him sleep on a moldy, putrid mattress for two months ($295k / 60 nights / $4,900 a night). Today's Newsrangers: Richard Gould, Paul Music, John Elliott, Mark Neunder, Emory Kimbrough, Steve Wettlaufer, Candy Clouston
Comments
"Her orifice was her office"
That is gold. Hey, maybe she could team up with the imbecile who got anally impaled; he's probably got a bigger inventory space now.
That is gold. Hey, maybe she could team up with the imbecile who got anally impaled; he's probably got a bigger inventory space now.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/22/08 at 11:19 AM
I can't help but wonder how he must have felt once the booze wore off.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/22/08 at 02:50 PM
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