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More Things to Worry About on Tuesday
Update: The hot-bodied Ms. Gennifer [aka Jennifer] Moss [NOTW Daily, 4-29-2008, 6-18-2008] has achieved an American cultural milestone: Construction workers in Portland, Ore., actually complained to police about her nude bike-riding around town . . . . . Businessman Anwar Rashid is worth close to $50m, so he may actually have been sincere in walking away from the mortgage on a $7m estate in England, which he fled because he's absolutely certain that it's, uh, haunted . . . . . Australian Wool Innovation has produced a "wash and wear" business suit, to go on sale in Japan . . . . . A road-rager, being a little too eager to ram the woman who had dissed her, wound up setting her own car (and not her nemesis's) ablaze, leaving the herd thinned by one . . . . . An Indiana Univ. student, caught with a cup of urine at football game, denied to the cop that he was about to throw it on students from Ball State, but that, actually, some guy gave it to him in the men's room, and he was bringing it back to his seat to show to his friends (because who wouldn't want to see a cup of urine a men's-room stranger gives you?). Today's Newsrangers: Rob Bradbury, Steve Miller, Candy Clouston, Jerry Whittle, Janet Breid, Pete Randall, Emory Kimbrough, Paul Music, Bruce Alter, Don Schullian
Update: The hot-bodied Ms. Gennifer [aka Jennifer] Moss [NOTW Daily, 4-29-2008, 6-18-2008] has achieved an American cultural milestone: Construction workers in Portland, Ore., actually complained to police about her nude bike-riding around town . . . . . Businessman Anwar Rashid is worth close to $50m, so he may actually have been sincere in walking away from the mortgage on a $7m estate in England, which he fled because he's absolutely certain that it's, uh, haunted . . . . . Australian Wool Innovation has produced a "wash and wear" business suit, to go on sale in Japan . . . . . A road-rager, being a little too eager to ram the woman who had dissed her, wound up setting her own car (and not her nemesis's) ablaze, leaving the herd thinned by one . . . . . An Indiana Univ. student, caught with a cup of urine at football game, denied to the cop that he was about to throw it on students from Ball State, but that, actually, some guy gave it to him in the men's room, and he was bringing it back to his seat to show to his friends (because who wouldn't want to see a cup of urine a men's-room stranger gives you?). Today's Newsrangers: Rob Bradbury, Steve Miller, Candy Clouston, Jerry Whittle, Janet Breid, Pete Randall, Emory Kimbrough, Paul Music, Bruce Alter, Don Schullian
Comments
So Earth Friend Jen put on a string bikini bottom to skate thru town? If it was me, I would at LEAST make sure to wear my wrist guards.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/23/08 at 10:25 AM
Ooooh, a woolen suit you wear in the shower. There are just so many things to love about that. First, wool smells delightful when wet! Second, nothing is easier than eliminating sweat and armpit stains via a few minutes under the showerhead sans soap. Finaly, nothing says clean, fresh skin like a shower with your (woolen) clothes on and no soap....
Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/23/08 at 11:57 AM
What?! Who wouldn't want to show off a cup of pee some stranger gave you in the men's room?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/23/08 at 12:41 PM
Get Mr. Rashid some olive oil, quick!!!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/23/08 at 01:09 PM
If you go to a school named "Ball State" aren't you kind of asking for it?
Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/23/08 at 01:16 PM
Ryan, if you're consumed by thoughts of Jenny's well being when seeing here butt naked then you're in the right spot here with the weird and unusual!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/23/08 at 01:58 PM
There is a very dark evil side of me that would laugh my boxer-briefed ass off if I saw her run into a light pole while while waving at some ogling bystanders.
Posted by Pablo on 09/23/08 at 02:04 PM
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