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More Things to Worry About on Monday
Turns out that if you get flesh-eating disease, but you're fat enough, you might wear down the bacteria and survive . . . . . The airliner broke down on landing in Zhengzhou, China, and some of the 69 passengers had to help push it to the gate (took 2 hours) . . . . . An Italian lawyer with a part-time gig as a judge took an assignment even though it conflicted with a hearing in court for a client, but fortunately, the lawyer-judge has a twin sister to play the lawyer part (Problem: Sis is not a lawyer) . . . . . Totally Kewl! A tractor-trailer with 26 tons of pudding cups caught fire, and over the following 20 minutes, 60,000 explosions! . . . . . When Fugitives Forget to Keep a Low Profile: Clifford West opened two townfolk-jarring "bikini coffee bars" in Ellensburg, Wash., even though he was on the run from a major sex abuse charge in Oregon. Today's Newsrangers: Paul Music, Bill Warren, Jenny Beatty, Sandy Pearlman, Candy Clouston