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More Things to Worry About on Monday
Japanese man said he's "sorry" for putting two tons of garbage on the sidewalk in front of his home. Mainichi Daily News
Mexican marijuana growers have 5,000 sites located in national parks in Mex—no, wait, not parks in Mexico—parks in California! And they're treating the plants with yummy Mexican pesticides. Associated Press via ABC News
Leading Economic Indicator: Before I pull that aching tooth, I'm gonna need to see some cash, and better hurry it up, before your novocaine wears off. Daily Mail (London)
Ladies and gentlemen, wanna see a photo of man who is actually gonna go to hell one day (caught in the act stealing from a couple who both have cerebral palsy). Journal Times (Racine, Wis.)
In Spain, debt collectors succeed by publicly shaming people (e.g., send a bagpiper to play in front of your home). (When the father of the bride found out the debt collector sent invoices to the list of wedding guests, for portions of the father's bill, he paid up pronto!) Wall Street Journal
Chicago's Mayor Daley said "never mind" to that ordinance about people forfeiting their cars if they get pulled over for hands-on use of cell phones. Reason: An alderman got caught doing it. (In March, another got in a similar pickle about re-registering his handgun, and now that law's no good anymore, either.) Chicago Sun-Times /// Chicago Reader
What financial crisis? San Francisco OK's spending $40 million for netting on the Golden Gate Bridge, to force its two dozen jumpers a year to find some other method to Take The Only Way Out. Los Angeles Times
The civic-minded Kenneth Carter had that child porn but only because he was earnestly trying to match victims to a local girl by that face-match software he's been seeing in the movies. Guelph (Ont.) Mercury
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Japanese man said he's "sorry" for putting two tons of garbage on the sidewalk in front of his home. Mainichi Daily News
Mexican marijuana growers have 5,000 sites located in national parks in Mex—no, wait, not parks in Mexico—parks in California! And they're treating the plants with yummy Mexican pesticides. Associated Press via ABC News
Leading Economic Indicator: Before I pull that aching tooth, I'm gonna need to see some cash, and better hurry it up, before your novocaine wears off. Daily Mail (London)
Ladies and gentlemen, wanna see a photo of man who is actually gonna go to hell one day (caught in the act stealing from a couple who both have cerebral palsy). Journal Times (Racine, Wis.)
In Spain, debt collectors succeed by publicly shaming people (e.g., send a bagpiper to play in front of your home). (When the father of the bride found out the debt collector sent invoices to the list of wedding guests, for portions of the father's bill, he paid up pronto!) Wall Street Journal
Chicago's Mayor Daley said "never mind" to that ordinance about people forfeiting their cars if they get pulled over for hands-on use of cell phones. Reason: An alderman got caught doing it. (In March, another got in a similar pickle about re-registering his handgun, and now that law's no good anymore, either.) Chicago Sun-Times /// Chicago Reader
What financial crisis? San Francisco OK's spending $40 million for netting on the Golden Gate Bridge, to force its two dozen jumpers a year to find some other method to Take The Only Way Out. Los Angeles Times
The civic-minded Kenneth Carter had that child porn but only because he was earnestly trying to match victims to a local girl by that face-match software he's been seeing in the movies. Guelph (Ont.) Mercury
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marijuana growers - Just another reason to legalize it.
face-match software - He's a hero...yeh, right!
face-match software - He's a hero...yeh, right!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/13/08 at 08:04 AM
Nu Scotty, the laws in Dailyville are quite different than the rest of the States. Hell, the laws in Dailyville are different that the rest of the state of Illinois!
I thought it was $50M for the bridge netting. $5.00 would be too much IMHO.
Legalizing pot and prostitution would sure save a lot of taxpayer's dollars. In fact, it would even put dollars into the taxpayer's pot. Don't'cha think?
I thought it was $50M for the bridge netting. $5.00 would be too much IMHO.
Legalizing pot and prostitution would sure save a lot of taxpayer's dollars. In fact, it would even put dollars into the taxpayer's pot. Don't'cha think?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/13/08 at 09:42 AM
I really wish I could pass around an invoice to all my ex-boyfriends family & coworkers for the $750 he owes me!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/13/08 at 10:18 AM
Yeh, my wife and I decided to go someplace we could afford Kay, you know still being in college and all. We enjoyed it since it was a secluded cabin in the mountains and we were on our honeymoon. If you'd like to shell out some bucks I'd be happy to take another trip. On second thought, maybe you should keep your money for a proper dildo rather than a power screwdriver. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/13/08 at 04:31 PM
Kay - I think we had a misunderstanding. I didn't say we went to Gaithersburg for our honeymoon, we went to Gatlinburg.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/13/08 at 09:24 PM
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