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More Things to Worry About on Wednesday
New Zealand care-givers complain that their company was trying to make them perform stress-relief handjobs on disabled patients. Nelson Mail
Recession hits Wisconsin bank robber: couldn't afford a mask? Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee)
Various federal agencies gave at least $5B in contracts targeted to "small businesses" that long ago outgrew smallness, and it's been a chronic problem, apparently. (Bonus: The real scandal, though, is that even when the gov't properly applies its criteria, "small business" ain't Joe The Plumber. They're huge small businesses.) Washington Post
Iran's getting nervous again about what they assume is omniscient U.S. spy technology. Just as last year, they're complaining about "spy pigeons," i.e., actual birds that turn up in the neighborhood of their nuclear complex, wired with "invisible string" and metal rings. Agence France-Presse via Yahoo
News to drive the proprietors of WeirdUniverse.net nuts: Thanks to sensors and computer algorithms, there's a houseplant on a store counter in Japan that is creating a daily blog, and you know damn well it gets way-more hits than we get. Daily Telegraph (London)
Update: By the way, The Smoking Gun posted the mug shot and police report of our car-wash vacuum guy from yesterday.
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New Zealand care-givers complain that their company was trying to make them perform stress-relief handjobs on disabled patients. Nelson Mail
Recession hits Wisconsin bank robber: couldn't afford a mask? Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee)
Various federal agencies gave at least $5B in contracts targeted to "small businesses" that long ago outgrew smallness, and it's been a chronic problem, apparently. (Bonus: The real scandal, though, is that even when the gov't properly applies its criteria, "small business" ain't Joe The Plumber. They're huge small businesses.) Washington Post
Iran's getting nervous again about what they assume is omniscient U.S. spy technology. Just as last year, they're complaining about "spy pigeons," i.e., actual birds that turn up in the neighborhood of their nuclear complex, wired with "invisible string" and metal rings. Agence France-Presse via Yahoo
News to drive the proprietors of WeirdUniverse.net nuts: Thanks to sensors and computer algorithms, there's a houseplant on a store counter in Japan that is creating a daily blog, and you know damn well it gets way-more hits than we get. Daily Telegraph (London)
Update: By the way, The Smoking Gun posted the mug shot and police report of our car-wash vacuum guy from yesterday.
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stress-relief handjobs - Screw Florida...when I retire I'm moving to New Zealand.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/22/08 at 08:50 AM
Hand Jobs Save me a seat, Maxx.
afford a mask Is the guy posing for the camera? With winter coming on maybe he's looking for room and board.
afford a mask Any comment I made about this would be labeled as a very large faux pas.
blogging plant Chuck, I've sent the URL to all my friends and told them to be sure NOT to go there. Ok?
afford a mask Is the guy posing for the camera? With winter coming on maybe he's looking for room and board.
afford a mask Any comment I made about this would be labeled as a very large faux pas.
blogging plant Chuck, I've sent the URL to all my friends and told them to be sure NOT to go there. Ok?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/22/08 at 09:27 AM
Oops! The 2ed Afford a Mask should have been
spy pigeons Any comment I made about this would be labeled as a very large faux pas.
spy pigeons Any comment I made about this would be labeled as a very large faux pas.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/22/08 at 09:29 AM
Hand Jobs Last time I tried to get paid for that, I wound up in jail.
Afford a mask Why didn't he just hold up his driver's license while he was at it?
Small business Any of these businesses involve stress relief hand jobs??
Pigeons We all know pigeons are evil and trying to take over the world. This is just another plot to get everyone to turn against each other.
Plant blog How comfortable is everyone with plants having so much power?
Vacuum dude Maybe he needs to go to New Zealand with Maxx and Expat!
Afford a mask Why didn't he just hold up his driver's license while he was at it?
Small business Any of these businesses involve stress relief hand jobs??
Pigeons We all know pigeons are evil and trying to take over the world. This is just another plot to get everyone to turn against each other.
Plant blog How comfortable is everyone with plants having so much power?
Vacuum dude Maybe he needs to go to New Zealand with Maxx and Expat!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/22/08 at 10:06 AM
stress-relief handjobs - I try and use handjobs from my wife as a que of whether or not she's horny. I tell her all the time that if she wants to have sex, then tug on my dick once. If she's not in the mood...then tug on my dick about 300 times really fast.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/22/08 at 12:27 PM
KW - Don't link that vacuum freak with me. I just want to settle in New Zealand for my free handjobs and have you and Jules mail me your used pantyhose/nylons/thongs, whatever. I don't like freaks around when I'm trying to be freaky. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/22/08 at 12:32 PM
I try and use handjobs from my wife as a que of whether or not she's horny.
Yeah, I effed that up. It should be 'cue'.
Yeah, I effed that up. It should be 'cue'.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/22/08 at 12:34 PM
Maxx - I give the same cues your wife gives you. LOLOL Though usually it's just the one, then I have to attack. :lol:
You're not taking the vacuum freak with you and Expat to NZ?
You're not taking the vacuum freak with you and Expat to NZ?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/22/08 at 12:37 PM
KW - Maybe the vacuum...but not the freak.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/22/08 at 12:39 PM
Maybe the caregivers in New Zealand wouldn't have complained if they'd been allowed to use vacuums instead of having to use their own hands.
Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 10/22/08 at 03:59 PM
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