worry 081029
More Things to Worry About on Wednesday
Funeral, church service, body-viewing, 250 grieving guests, solemn automobile procession to the cemetery for the burial. All dignified-like. But someone should have double-checked ahead of time to make sure they had dug a hole. Palm Beach Post
Either terrible reporting by Reuters or a golf shot so bad even the Three Stooges couldn't pull it off. Reuters
Awesome inventive ingenuity on a Canadian Indian reservation: a "superjuice" much more powerful than booze (in fact, so powerful it continues to ferment in your stomach, keeping you drunk for days). Winnipeg Sun
Upper-middle-class, professional dad lets his 8-yr-old pull the trigger of a loaded, fully-automatic Micro Uzi at a Massachusetts gun show, and, well . . .. The Republican (Springfield) /// Boston Globe (update)
More scrap-metal-theft follies: worked for hours to saw loose a 700-lb. wrought-iron fence, but a recycler said it'd probably bring a penny a pound. KOVR-TV (Sacramento)
The latest from the crack ABC News medical reporters on some condition that you've got to be the unluckiest person in the entire world if you come down with it (this time: spontaneous bleeding through the pores). ABC News
Funeral, church service, body-viewing, 250 grieving guests, solemn automobile procession to the cemetery for the burial. All dignified-like. But someone should have double-checked ahead of time to make sure they had dug a hole. Palm Beach Post
Either terrible reporting by Reuters or a golf shot so bad even the Three Stooges couldn't pull it off. Reuters
Awesome inventive ingenuity on a Canadian Indian reservation: a "superjuice" much more powerful than booze (in fact, so powerful it continues to ferment in your stomach, keeping you drunk for days). Winnipeg Sun
Upper-middle-class, professional dad lets his 8-yr-old pull the trigger of a loaded, fully-automatic Micro Uzi at a Massachusetts gun show, and, well . . .. The Republican (Springfield) /// Boston Globe (update)
More scrap-metal-theft follies: worked for hours to saw loose a 700-lb. wrought-iron fence, but a recycler said it'd probably bring a penny a pound. KOVR-TV (Sacramento)
The latest from the crack ABC News medical reporters on some condition that you've got to be the unluckiest person in the entire world if you come down with it (this time: spontaneous bleeding through the pores). ABC News
Comments
How about "I piss excellence"?
or
"Did you get that memo?"
or
"Did you get that memo?"
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:22 PM
It's important also to remember with this little game of mine, is that you must perform the line as though you were in the movie. So, "Say hello to my little friend" must be said in a cuban accent. "Run, Forrest, run!" must be shouted in a young, southern-girl-being-molested-by-her-dad voice. You get the picture.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:28 PM
I forgot...another good line is "Here's Johnny!".
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:36 PM
"Your mother was a hamster!"
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:38 PM
"I'm Brian, and my wife is too!"
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:44 PM
"The blank knight always triumphs, have at you!"
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:47 PM
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:47 PM
"Every sperm is sacred."
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:48 PM
You've given me a few more to use Jules. Although the wife is NOT a Python fan (bitch) so they will be wasted on her.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:51 PM
that is highly unfortunate
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:52 PM
Yeah...but it's really all about me and the fun I can have.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 01:53 PM
"McFly!"
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 01:55 PM
"I'll be back!"
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 02:03 PM
Baseman - What was the Iowa comment?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 04:46 PM
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