More Things to Worry About on Monday
Texas prisoners, acting as their own lawyers, try to point out to the judge that there is a Constitutional
right to watch TV.
Beaumont Enterprise
Heath Campbell and his wife are all upset that the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Twp, Pa., won't make them a personalized birthday cake for their little 3-yr-old,
Adolf Hitler Campbell (who by the way has a sister, age 1, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell).
Express-Times (Easton, Pa.)
Dr. Richard Demir is a cutting-edge ob-gyn and now wants you to know that he removed, by laparoscopic surgery, a
record-breaking uterus (over 7 lbs., vs. the usual uterus of less than 1 lb.).
WMAQ–TV (Chicago)
Ambitious: Jason Prince, 27, looking for a good Christmas gift for his two kids, allegedly
unbolted a seesaw from a neighborhood playground and took it home in his truck.
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
Rioting Version 2.0 in Greece: Protesters complained to the media that police in the current riots aren't playing fair, that they're using
out-of-date tear-gas canisters, from 1981, and that the aged chemicals "make us sick, people have fainted and have trouble breathing."
The Times (London)
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