worry 081218
More Things to Worry About on Thursday
Lame: He said he didn't put the plastic bag over the prostitute's head and choke her (to take back his $100) but that he was just holding it out, y'know, and, hey, she just walked head-first right into it. Australian Associated Press via Herald Sun (Melbourne)
Intelligent design: A Colorado pediatric brain surgeon working on a 3-day old found, inside the brain itself, a developing foot, hand, thigh, and length of intestine. (No, that's not normal.) KMGH-TV (Denver)
Explanation needed: Lesbian high schoolers in Vancouver get pregnant at up to 7 times the rate of hetero girls (maybe closeted girls are trying harder to beat down their gayness?). Vancouver Sun
A 68-yr-old woman is no longer with us, probably because when stuck in her car on railroad tracks with a train bearing down, she chose to call 911 instead of . . getting out of the car! KNTV (San Francisco) via MSNBC
Recurring theme: It's a new frontier in animal-hoarding, by this German senior citizen, living in a two-room apartment with his 1,500-1,700 parakeets. Associated Press via San Francisco Chronicle
Lame: He said he didn't put the plastic bag over the prostitute's head and choke her (to take back his $100) but that he was just holding it out, y'know, and, hey, she just walked head-first right into it. Australian Associated Press via Herald Sun (Melbourne)
Intelligent design: A Colorado pediatric brain surgeon working on a 3-day old found, inside the brain itself, a developing foot, hand, thigh, and length of intestine. (No, that's not normal.) KMGH-TV (Denver)
Explanation needed: Lesbian high schoolers in Vancouver get pregnant at up to 7 times the rate of hetero girls (maybe closeted girls are trying harder to beat down their gayness?). Vancouver Sun
A 68-yr-old woman is no longer with us, probably because when stuck in her car on railroad tracks with a train bearing down, she chose to call 911 instead of . . getting out of the car! KNTV (San Francisco) via MSNBC
Recurring theme: It's a new frontier in animal-hoarding, by this German senior citizen, living in a two-room apartment with his 1,500-1,700 parakeets. Associated Press via San Francisco Chronicle
Comments
Parakeets Sorry, can't believe this one! 1500 to 1700???? No German would be so imprecise! 1632 I could believe!
Lesbian Toilet seats! BTW, didja' hear that the Lesbian (inhabitants of the isle of Lesbos) want to change the name of their chunk of real estate?
Lesbian Toilet seats! BTW, didja' hear that the Lesbian (inhabitants of the isle of Lesbos) want to change the name of their chunk of real estate?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/18/08 at 09:19 AM
Plastic Bag - That "I didn't hit him, I just held out my fist and he ran into it" excuse doesn't work for 5 year olds, why did he think it would hold up in court?
Lesbians - Do you think evangelicals will use this to prove being gay is a choice?
Parakeets - That works out to about 5 birds per square foot!
Lesbians - Do you think evangelicals will use this to prove being gay is a choice?
Parakeets - That works out to about 5 birds per square foot!
Posted by Matt in Florida on 12/18/08 at 10:22 AM
Brainchild - You were always on my mind/You were always on my mind.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/18/08 at 12:44 PM
plastic bag over the prostitute's head
Somebody needs to put a plastic bag over the boyfriends head. What man could just go wait in another room while the old lady gets it on with a stranger?
Somebody needs to put a plastic bag over the boyfriends head. What man could just go wait in another room while the old lady gets it on with a stranger?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/18/08 at 12:45 PM
The banner ad on the side of my page, for pinkcupid.com, urges that I find my lesbian match. Seriously? Can I do that? Don't tease me, Adsense!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/18/08 at 12:45 PM
inside the brain itself
I would be impressed if they would have found Hoffa.
I would be impressed if they would have found Hoffa.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/18/08 at 12:46 PM
Lesbians: Expat, isn't that because Lesbos lost a lawsuit to ban lesbians from using the name?
Posted by BikerPuppy on 12/18/08 at 12:47 PM
Can't remember all the details, BikerPuppy. That is, if I even heard them over the laughter! 😉
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/18/08 at 01:37 PM
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