More Things to Worry About on Friday
Job opening for a couple: $100k/yr, with
free Pacific island housing, light duties (but one of which is enduring a fog horn that goes off every 20 seconds, 24/7).
Deutsche Presse Agentur via Earth Times
Perhaps
Kansas's sexual-consent law needs rewriting . . if it now can't keep a woman in her 40s with a mental capacity of a 3-yr-old from "consenting" to sex with her caregiver.
Kansas City Star
"This is your pilot speaking. We have to turn around and go back to Cardiff because
I'm not qualified to land the plane here in Paris. Sorry 'bout that."
USA Today
Can't Possibly Be True: A Pennsylvania woman was selling kittens tricked up with
ear, neck, and tail piercings.
Times Leader (Wilkes-Barre)
California's Supreme Court
OK'ed lawsuits against good Samaritans if they step in and save your life but manage to be a little too rough in the process.
Los Angeles Times
A Thai teenager, showing off, put
a firecracker in his mouth and lit the fuse and, yeah, blew his face open. (Bonus: The local paper described the mouth action as a "sex act.")
Phuket Gazette [Ed.: Relax; it's pronounced poo-ket]
Today's Newsrangers: Paul Music, Stephen Taylor, Tamara Mills, Sandy Pearlman
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