worry 090108
A Utah state senator thinks the state's strictest-in-the-nation alcohol laws are too lenient and now wants to spare children in restaurants the traumatic sight of drinks being poured by bartenders. Associated Press via Daily Herald (Provo)
A truck driver in Fort Worth, Tex., has just been murdered by a gunshot . . in another state . . 35 yrs ago (Seriously). Associated Press via Fox News
"Ya Can't Fight City Hall" is how the old saying goes, but if municipal officials in Polk City, Iowa, give ya trouble, ya can put up signs calling 'em "turds" and "assholes." Des Moines Register
He gave up a kidney to save the love of his life, and she rewarded him by having an affair, and now hubby wants his kidney back. WCBS-TV (New York City)
Probably-bogus story [Ed.: but it's got an x-ray with it (but on the other hand, the x-ray looks bogus, too)]: Romanian woman [Ed.: Never trust a news story emanating from Romania] said she fell, naked, butt-first, on a hairspray can and . . .. Metro (London)
A truck driver in Fort Worth, Tex., has just been murdered by a gunshot . . in another state . . 35 yrs ago (Seriously). Associated Press via Fox News
"Ya Can't Fight City Hall" is how the old saying goes, but if municipal officials in Polk City, Iowa, give ya trouble, ya can put up signs calling 'em "turds" and "assholes." Des Moines Register
He gave up a kidney to save the love of his life, and she rewarded him by having an affair, and now hubby wants his kidney back. WCBS-TV (New York City)
Probably-bogus story [Ed.: but it's got an x-ray with it (but on the other hand, the x-ray looks bogus, too)]: Romanian woman [Ed.: Never trust a news story emanating from Romania] said she fell, naked, butt-first, on a hairspray can and . . .. Metro (London)
Comments
Bogus? Ask any ER nurse whether this could happen and they'll regale you with stories of things ... er... internalized... (and then stuck) that will make your hair curl. The really fun ones are the produce that has begun to rot because the person is too embarassed to go in to have it removed. [Very glad my career choice doesn't involve medicine.]
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/08/09 at 11:16 AM
If she fell on the can....and it went in....WHAT on earth else was she putting up there???? Because goodness knows, if I fell on one I would be perched on top of it!
Posted by AGFH on 01/08/09 at 11:48 AM
Utah - I once saw a man pour a drink. Later that night, I killed a stranger. Now I understand why.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/08/09 at 12:16 PM
Probably-bogus story
I agree with AGFH. She had to have been training with items of similar size.
I agree with AGFH. She had to have been training with items of similar size.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/08/09 at 12:33 PM
I went into the Army back in '89. While in basic training, my girlfriend got involved with another guy (his name was not Jodie).
I think I am going to sue her to have my sperm returned to me.
I think I am going to sue her to have my sperm returned to me.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/08/09 at 01:16 PM
Yeah, Jodie's a son-of-a-bitch!!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/08/09 at 01:42 PM
patty -- are you sure it was her rectum? I kind of assumed vajayjay.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/08/09 at 04:07 PM
A Tupperware lid?!?! Maybe she couldn't afford a diaphragm.
Posted by lostinthevalleygirl on 01/08/09 at 07:29 PM
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