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Three California foreclosure scammers were busted after convincing some people that all they had to do to keep the banks away was to declare their homes sovereign nations. KNSD-TV (San Diego)
Suspicions confirmed: Two economists show that when state gov't revenue drops by 1 percent, traffic-ticket-writing goes up the next year by 30 percent. Charlotte Observer
Bernard Madoff's scam, by the way, also took down his own sister for $3m (which is one reason he was mailing her all the jewelry that almost got his bail revoked). New York Post
Australia's Queensland Rail said, yes, we refunded passengers in one serious crash, but not another, because in that second one, the crash occurred late in the ride, when it almost over, so those people got their money's worth. Courier-Mail (Brisbane)
The Fletcher family complained about poor service at the Manor Restaurant in Britain, but management decided to fight back, pointing out that its surveillance video on the family's table showed they were actually having a jolly ol' time. (The Fletchers: You . . had us . . under . . surveillance?) Daily Telegraph
He and his brother were confirmed momma's boys until he was 48 yrs old, and then he won big in the Lottery, and Momma got sick, and he actually went out on a date, and he lost his cherry, and now he'll walk the aisle. The Sun
An Aussie man accidentally shot himself in the thigh with his own speargun, missing both his femoral artery and his crown jewels by the tiniest of margins. Sunshine Coast Daily via Ninemsn.com
Suspicions confirmed: Two economists show that when state gov't revenue drops by 1 percent, traffic-ticket-writing goes up the next year by 30 percent. Charlotte Observer
Bernard Madoff's scam, by the way, also took down his own sister for $3m (which is one reason he was mailing her all the jewelry that almost got his bail revoked). New York Post
Australia's Queensland Rail said, yes, we refunded passengers in one serious crash, but not another, because in that second one, the crash occurred late in the ride, when it almost over, so those people got their money's worth. Courier-Mail (Brisbane)
The Fletcher family complained about poor service at the Manor Restaurant in Britain, but management decided to fight back, pointing out that its surveillance video on the family's table showed they were actually having a jolly ol' time. (The Fletchers: You . . had us . . under . . surveillance?) Daily Telegraph
He and his brother were confirmed momma's boys until he was 48 yrs old, and then he won big in the Lottery, and Momma got sick, and he actually went out on a date, and he lost his cherry, and now he'll walk the aisle. The Sun
An Aussie man accidentally shot himself in the thigh with his own speargun, missing both his femoral artery and his crown jewels by the tiniest of margins. Sunshine Coast Daily via Ninemsn.com
Comments
He lost his "nonspecific, pitted berry"?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/13/09 at 04:56 PM
How about...he "blew his first vaginal induced load"?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 04:58 PM
Or maybe...she "vaginally milked his testicles".
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/13/09 at 05:00 PM
got their money's worth
Why should the railroad company refund any money? The crash wasn't do to their negligence, was it?
Why should the railroad company refund any money? The crash wasn't do to their negligence, was it?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 07:34 AM
surveillance video on the family's table
Reminds me of this time in Walmart. I was returning something when I saw a woman and her daughters laughing about a box that fell off of the shelves and ALMOST hit the lady (I saw the box fall). The next thing I know the lady is on the floor screaming bloody murder because a box fell off of the rack and hit her in the head (which it didn't). I called the manager over and told him he really needs to check the store surveillance cameras.
Reminds me of this time in Walmart. I was returning something when I saw a woman and her daughters laughing about a box that fell off of the shelves and ALMOST hit the lady (I saw the box fall). The next thing I know the lady is on the floor screaming bloody murder because a box fell off of the rack and hit her in the head (which it didn't). I called the manager over and told him he really needs to check the store surveillance cameras.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 07:38 AM
with his own speargun
I didn't think Aussie's needed spearguns. Maybe I've watched too many croc hunter episodes but I thought Aussie's just jumped on the back of whatever they wanted and wrestled it into submission.
I didn't think Aussie's needed spearguns. Maybe I've watched too many croc hunter episodes but I thought Aussie's just jumped on the back of whatever they wanted and wrestled it into submission.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 07:53 AM
patty, I just don't want anyone upsetting my precious Walmart.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14/09 at 07:54 AM
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