Cliches Come to Life: Kenneth Dailey confessed to the murder, and re-confessed, but a court released him because the
police didn't say, "May I?" (though prosecutors still think they can convict him).
WSMV-TV (Nashville)
What budget problems? The city commissioners in Weston, Fla., are set to vote tomorrow to approve the final payment on the
$141,000 to count the trees in town (in case, y'know, a hurricane comes along, and they need an accurate count of the damage).
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Update: Zimbabwe printers introduced four new currency notes, in the denominations of Z$10, Z$20, Z$50,
and Z$100 (er, trillion, in each case).
BBC News
A debt-collection agency in Lithuania has hired the country's
"most famous" witch to help reckon with overdue accounts
[Ed.: but, Ho, Ho, Ho, those backward people . . putting their faith in witchcraft . . instead of just borrowing trillions of dollars to bail out stupid people!] Associated Press via Arizona Republic
The wealthy, Harvard-educated director of an Iranian cultural organization was sentenced to two yrs in prison in London for
slicing pages out of rare books in a library (Reasoned the judge, "You have a deep love of books, perhaps . . . to excess").
The Independent (London)
Police in Milton, Ky.,
arrested Clester "Cletus" Mullins for the murder of Catfish Jones.
Madison (Ind.) Courier
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