More Things to Worry About
At a Stuart, Fla., full-service carwash: the
DogPro Dog Spa, a coin-operated, self-service pet-washing system ($10 for 10 minutes) (the 7th one in the U.S. so far)
TCPalm.com (Stuart)
David Green, 39, Norristown, Pa., pleaded guilty to burglary, done in after his DNA was matched to
doo-doo on the basement stairs in the home he burgled (not explained in the story, but maybe people shouldn't go criming if they've got the runs).
Times Herald (Norristown)
A movement of a few revisionist presidential historians is underway
to remake Martha Washington into a red-hot mama (Bonus: George was a hunk, too).
Washington Post
Recurring Theme: In China, too (not just Japan), unhitched men under pressure from their parents to marry are now
renting women to introduce as their girlfriends.
Reuters via The Independent (London)
Recurring Theme: Firefighters had to rescue a guy who got
stuck in the chimney of a woman's house early Sunday morning in Burlington, Vt., and the guy, rather than concoct some creative explanation, told cops . . he didn't know how he got in there.
Associated Press via Yahoo
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