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More Things to Worry About
Montana apparently has no Recession worries, seein' as how the Senate last week had time to hold a hearing on naming the whole-wheat huckleberry variety the official state pancake. Billings Gazette
Unclear on the Concept: A bomb threat forced evacuation of all 1,850 students from a high school in Buda, Tex., . . well, all except the 8 special-needs kids, who had to stay put. (Bonus: The principal said she left 'em in place out of "compassion," because it was cold outside.) KXAN-TV (Austin)
The 9-yr-old in Oregon, Wis., was blocking his dad's view of the TV and wouldn't move out of the way, so dad shot him in the ass with a BB gun, and dad was arrested (but . . the kid got out of the way). Capital Times (Madison)
Karma-get-him: Nicholas Hernandez, 25, awaiting trial in a Houston, Tex., DUI-crash case in which his passenger died, was killed in a crash Thursday while a passenger in a car driven by a drunk pal. Houston Chronicle
19 schoolteachers were identified as poor performers by their pupils' test scores and so were taken out and beaten with the cane, which is, alas, apparently improper in Tanzania. BBC News
Montana apparently has no Recession worries, seein' as how the Senate last week had time to hold a hearing on naming the whole-wheat huckleberry variety the official state pancake. Billings Gazette
Unclear on the Concept: A bomb threat forced evacuation of all 1,850 students from a high school in Buda, Tex., . . well, all except the 8 special-needs kids, who had to stay put. (Bonus: The principal said she left 'em in place out of "compassion," because it was cold outside.) KXAN-TV (Austin)
The 9-yr-old in Oregon, Wis., was blocking his dad's view of the TV and wouldn't move out of the way, so dad shot him in the ass with a BB gun, and dad was arrested (but . . the kid got out of the way). Capital Times (Madison)
Karma-get-him: Nicholas Hernandez, 25, awaiting trial in a Houston, Tex., DUI-crash case in which his passenger died, was killed in a crash Thursday while a passenger in a car driven by a drunk pal. Houston Chronicle
19 schoolteachers were identified as poor performers by their pupils' test scores and so were taken out and beaten with the cane, which is, alas, apparently improper in Tanzania. BBC News
Comments
MAXX, KW, Jules? It's on in Montana! **PANCAKES**
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 02/16/09 at 10:00 AM
Gotta get me a plane ticket!!! I am there! We'll give them a NEW state pancake!! LOL
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/16/09 at 10:53 AM
Official State Pancake - How about an official State syrup? Just a year or 2 ago good ol' F-State reps spent a whole week nominating an official State marine mammal (I think the dolphin won over the manatee).
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/16/09 at 10:58 AM
Pancakes: Well, I think pretty much the only people that live in Montana is the senate members.
BB Gun: That'll teach him!
Schoolteachers: Bring back student beatings, add in teacher beatings, and we will end up on top again in no time!
BB Gun: That'll teach him!
Schoolteachers: Bring back student beatings, add in teacher beatings, and we will end up on top again in no time!
Posted by AGFH on 02/16/09 at 11:23 AM
beaten with the cane
This would have been a much cheaper solution to New Orleans' education problems. In fact, if you let the students do the beatings, school attendance would probably skyrocket.
This would have been a much cheaper solution to New Orleans' education problems. In fact, if you let the students do the beatings, school attendance would probably skyrocket.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/16/09 at 11:42 AM
Expat - Is that euphemism or euthanasia? 😉
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/16/09 at 09:22 PM
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