More Things to Worry About
Cliché Come to Life: Charming New York art dealer Mark Zaplin said it's not his fault if those nuns he bought the $2.2M painting from for $450,000 don't have any business sense.
[Ed.: Wait, what's the cliché here? Oh, yeah, I forgot: Zaplin's doomed, according to two dozen or so horror movies.] New York Post
Life Is Too Long:
(1) John Allwood, 29, broke his own world record by
smashing 47 watermelons over his head at the Chinchilla Melon Festival in Australia.
(2) So far, 18,000 have signed up to watch, over the 'net, the first-ever live birth of an elephant.
Australian Broadcasting Corp. News /// Agence France-Presse via Yahoo
Undignified Death: A 28-yr-old man was run over on Miami's Palmetto Expressway in the middle of the night after he
fell off an over-the-highway sign he was tagging. (Upstate, in Fort Walton Beach, a 25-yr-old man didn't quite cross over . . yet, anyway . . in his try, but he did get arrested for trespass because apparently he had to use his neighbor's garage to gas himself.)
WPLG-TV (Miami)
/// Northwest Florida Daily News
Recurring Themes:
(1) A high official at OSHA ($150k/yr) has been on paid leave for nearly 19 months with utterly no work to do after a spit-spat with his boss.
(2) An Arkansas insurance company is the latest to deny an employee's worker compensation claim because the employee, on the job but in violation of the rules, was badly injured when he went to help a female customer who was getting beaten up.
Washington Post /// KLRT-TV (Little Rock)
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