worst brawler

Scott Bennett, the world's worst barroom brawler
Three months ago, he got beaten up at the Mavericks bar in Sioux City, Iowa, and lost an eye. Sunday, he got beaten up again at Mavericks and is now blind in the other one. Sioux City Journal

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Oct 15, 2008
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This guy is like the "black knight" of barroom brawls.

"It's just a flesh wound"

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 07:55 AM

These people don't mess around, they go straight for the eyes.

"The black knight always triumphs. Have at you!"
"I'll bite your legs off!"

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 08:50 AM

Look. If Scott Bennett can't see the problems with barroom fighting then he is just blind to pure common sense.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 09:28 AM

I guess Scott and his nemesis didn't see eye-to-eye?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/15/08 at 09:39 AM

This dude was blind to the fact that he just couldn't see any way to win in a fight.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/15/08 at 09:44 AM

He couldn't see this coming?

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/15/08 at 10:15 AM

Any takers on a bet that he's an alcoholic?

Posted by stpatme on 10/15/08 at 10:18 PM

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