You do the dishes

Performance artist Brian Feldman is selling tickets to a new performance — one in which you (the attendee) is the performer.

This is what you get for the $17 admission price:

You go to his home, handwash the dirty dishes in his sink, and cold read a monologue. Are you a better actor or dishwasher? Brian Feldman decides.

Each performance is an exclusive event. Just you and Feldman.

To be fair, he promises to pay you back the admission price. So the event ends up being free. But he still gets you to wash his dishes for him!

More info: eventbrite

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Aug 31, 2023
Category: Performance Art

Comments

Eventbrite fee is nonrefundable.

Posted by ges on 08/31/23 at 09:19 PM

For $17, you could have a lot of fun at this guy's house. You have access to all of his belongings, to do whatever you want with them, while being as obnoxious as you want, and the only thing you have to do is read/scream a monologue and wash his dishes at one point.

Posted by Yudith on 09/04/23 at 02:54 PM

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