Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 13th
Your Daily Loser - A Palm Beach, Florida, woman says she deliberately rammed her boyfriend's truck with her own car to prevent him from driving while drunk. Even better, she had her two children in the car with her when she did it. She's been charged with aggravated battery and two counts of child abuse. The Story.
Jury Duty - A big name for a big boy. Mr. Franklin Santiagomontenegro was arrested for contributing to the deliquency of a minor and selling/using cocaine. The Story. I feel sorry for the arresting officer: "Sir, I need you to spell your name." "S A N..." twenty minutes later "...G R O"
Jury Duty - A big name for a big boy. Mr. Franklin Santiagomontenegro was arrested for contributing to the deliquency of a minor and selling/using cocaine. The Story. I feel sorry for the arresting officer: "Sir, I need you to spell your name." "S A N..." twenty minutes later "...G R O"
Comments
I'm surprised no one has applied politically-correct "logic" to the name MontenAfricanAmericna, yet.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/13/09 at 01:13 PM
I had to read that a few times before I got it kingmonkey but then I laughed like a loon (as I usually do after reading comments here).
Posted by Nethie on 05/13/09 at 06:57 PM
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