Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 14th
Your Daily Loser - Make a note, gentlemen. When you are asked to leave a bar because you are behaving badly, just leave. Don't copy Graham Brunson of Naples, Florida. Mr. Brunson decided to show his displeasure by urinating on the bar. The cops were called, Brunson ran, the cops gave chase, and... rearranged his face. The Story. (includes Mugshot!)
Jury Duty - Beer-Pong goes horribly wrong. Joseph Jiminez shot and killed his friend when dared to during an argument over a game of beer-pong. The Story. I especially like how the reporter takes the time to explain what beer-pong is.
Jury Duty - Beer-Pong goes horribly wrong. Joseph Jiminez shot and killed his friend when dared to during an argument over a game of beer-pong. The Story. I especially like how the reporter takes the time to explain what beer-pong is.
Comments
Bar-fool: Wow, he really didn't want to be arrested, did he? Personally, when it comes to picking fights with law-enforcement officers, two's my limit.
Beer-Pong: Joseph doesn't strike me as the kind of person you "dare" to shoot someone. It's kind of a foregone conclusion what the result will be.
Beer-Pong: Joseph doesn't strike me as the kind of person you "dare" to shoot someone. It's kind of a foregone conclusion what the result will be.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/09 at 06:47 AM
Ahhhh, always nice to see another young person learning an important life lesson, that he will no doubt experience several more times in his life. The quickest way to get yourself a tax funded tuning up is to take a swing at a cop. :lol:
Why doesn't anyone ever get hammered and tell someone they don't have the balls to bake them a delicious cake? It's always shoot me or stab me... 😊
Why doesn't anyone ever get hammered and tell someone they don't have the balls to bake them a delicious cake? It's always shoot me or stab me... 😊
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/14/09 at 08:39 AM
If Brunson's quick, he could cash in by releasing a tie-in record. I would suggest "I fought the law, and the law won!".
"Wing Bowl": Gaah! I'm at work and there's no way I can view that clip (or the "Lingerie Football try-outs" one next to it). *e-mails hyperlink to self*
"Wing Bowl": Gaah! I'm at work and there's no way I can view that clip (or the "Lingerie Football try-outs" one next to it). *e-mails hyperlink to self*
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/09 at 09:38 AM
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