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Recipe for boiled microfiche

Back in the pre-desktop computer era, the Social Security Administration stored info on microfiche cards. This created a problem of how to dispose of the microfiche cards when the info on them was out of date. The shredders in the SSA district offices weren't up to the task of shredding them.

The solution: district offices were instructed to purchase crockpots and boil the old microfiche cards for 75 to 105 minutes.

In my college/grad school days, I spent many hours sitting at michrofiche readers. Thanks to digitization, I think that's an experience students today won't have to endure.

Omaha World Herald - May 16, 1979

Posted By: Alex - Sun Dec 15, 2024 - Comments (0)
Category: Garbage, Trash, Waste and Other Detritus, Government, 1970s

Joyce Luciano, the official anti-tax witch of Paterson, New Jersey

Joyce Luciano was made the official witch of Paterson, New Jersey in 1974 when she cast a "prosperity spell" on the city. She would then periodically cast "anti-tax spells" on the city. That seemed to be her specialty.

How exactly does one cast an anti-tax spell? According to a UPI article (Oct 28, 1982) about her, one needs to lustily chant "Peace, Prosperity and Love," and then burn either a gold or green candle from 8 p.m. to 8:15 p.m. for seven nights.

PATERSON, N.J. -- A self-proclaimed witch donned a white gown and shiny gold cape Thursday and cast a 'tax-cut spell' on the city of Paterson.

Joyce Luciano, known as the 'official witch of Paterson,' was joined in her noon incantation by about 100 city residents and employees.

The audience gathered around a table that Ms. Luciano set up in the city's public safety complex and lustily chanted 'Peace, Prosperity and Love,' at the urging of the blond witch.

'The louder you say it, the higher the vibes,' she told the crowd as white candles burned on the table. 'It's a tax-cut spell.

Taking into account Paterson's size, she asked for the help of residents in her effort to lower the city tax rate, currently $8.66 per $100 assessment.

For seven days, beginning Thursday residents on the west side of Main Street were asked to burn a gold candle from 8 p.m. to 8:15 p.m. Residents who live east of Main Street were told to burn a green candle.

Ms. Luciano planned to simultaneously recite tax cut incantations.

Seems that her anti-tax spell in 1982 didn't work, because Paterson's taxes went up anyway, prompting her to leave the city.

More info: psychicofficialwitch.com (her former website, now abandoned, but preserved at the Internet Archive)

Paterson News - Oct 30, 1974



Paterson News - Oct 31, 1980

Posted By: Alex - Thu Oct 31, 2024 - Comments (2)
Category: Government, Supernatural, Occult, Paranormal, Halloween

Miss National Parole Board

In the 1960s and '70s, female employees of Canada's National Parole Board got to compete for the honor of being chosen Miss National Parole Board.

Whoever was chosen Miss National Parole Board could then go on to compete to be "RA Queen of the Year." As far as I can tell, RA stood for 'Recreation Association.' It was the government organization that sponsored a beauty contest for Canadian civil service workers.

Miss National Parole Board would compete against other title-holders such as 'Miss Fisheries,' 'Miss Defence Production,' 'Miss Solicitor-General,' and 'Miss Canadian Penitentiary Service.'

Insight (The National Parole Board Newsletter) - Summer-Fall 1968



Insight (The National Parole Board Newsletter) - Fall 1969



Ottawa Citizen - May 1, 1968

Posted By: Alex - Sun Jun 02, 2024 - Comments (2)
Category: Awards, Prizes, Competitions and Contests, Government, 1960s

Arizona Fumigation

Back in the day you had to be fumigated before they'd let you into Arizona.

They've still got agricultural checkpoints on the border, but I've only ever been waved through.

Miami News - May 2, 1924



Thanks to Don Griffith!

Posted By: Alex - Thu May 09, 2024 - Comments (1)
Category: Government, Officials, Farming, 1920s, Arizona

Tax on intercourse

1971: Rhode Island legislator Bernard C. Gladstone proposed that every male "over the age of puberty" would be taxed $2 for every act of intercourse they engaged in. However, "only acts of sexual intercourse occurring in Rhode Island, either by residents or tourists, could be taxed."

Lewiston Evening Journal - Jan 9, 1971

Posted By: Alex - Wed Mar 15, 2023 - Comments (7)
Category: Government, Sexuality, 1970s

Old Money



Article source: The Indianapolis Star (Indianapolis, Indiana) 09 Dec 1959, Wed Page 31





Posted By: Paul - Thu Dec 15, 2022 - Comments (2)
Category: Destruction, Government, Money, 1950s

Hair length and voting

In 1969, the Wyoming Senate approved an amendment to lower the voting age to 19, but added the condition that young men would only be able to vote if they had short hair conforming to military standards. No similar condition was imposed on young women.

Billings Gazette - Feb 8, 1969



Some more details from "Let us vote!": youth voting rights and the 26th amendment by Jennifer Frost:

Some of the opposition at the time could be outrageous—and unconstitutional. In Wyoming a rogue state senator, J.W. Myers, proposed an amendment to the 19-year-old vote requiring all voters to met military grooming standards. "If we're going to give these youngsters voting privileges, they should look like citizens," Myers insisted. Their hair should be "at a length and grooming to meet standards prescribed by the military service." A Montana state senator, Joseph B. Reber, made the same claim. If young people are going to vote, "they should get a shave and a haircut and be like the rest of us."

Although Myers's amendment may have started as a joke, the Wyoming Senate initially passed it before finally removing it. "Young people in Wyoming were not laughing. They were embarrassed. They were shocked," wrote Philip White, the editor of the Branding Iron, the student newspaper at the University of Wyoming. Making appearance a qualification for suffrage was unconstitutional, and Myers knew it. Neither hair, clothing, nor skin color could be taken into consideration for determining voting rights, White explained. Young people wanted the vote. "But we will not stand to be judged by the length of our hair." In the end the controversy subsided, and the Vote 19 referendum would go before the state's electorate in November 1970.

Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 05, 2022 - Comments (0)
Category: Government, Civic Duties, 1960s, Hair and Hairstyling

Weather Control Commission

In 1950, Senator Clinton P. Anderson of New Mexico introduced a bill in the Senate to create a federal "Weather Control Commission" modeled after the Atomic Energy Commission. Its purpose would be to regulate and license rainmaking activities in order to ensure the "equitable distribution of precipitation among the States." It would also study military applications of weather control.

Anderson didn't get his Weather Control Commission, though in 1953 the federal government did create an Advisory Committee on Weather Control. And of course there are all those conspiracy theories alleging that the government is using the HAARP station up in Alaska to control the weather.

More info: Congressional Hearings, March 1951

Baltimore Sun - Dec 10, 1950

Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 03, 2022 - Comments (4)
Category: Government, 1950s, Weather

Meat Homogenate

For a mere $1,064 one can buy four cans of something called "meat homogenate" from the U.S. government's National Institute of Standards and Technology.



The stuff is edible. The NIST website describes it as "a mixture of pork and chicken products blended together in a commercial process." However, it's not actually supposed to be eaten. It's sold as "standard reference material." All the nutrients in it (fatty acids, cholesterol, calories, vitamins, etc.) have been carefully measured. So companies can buy it and use it to calibrate their own equipment used to measure the nutrients in the food they sell. The high cost of the meat homogenate reflects the work done to measure the nutrients. Not the food itself.

However, I think the NIST should sell 'meat homogenate' labels as a gag gift, and people could put them on their own cans. I wouldn't mind having a few cans of meat homogenate in the pantry to impress guests.

The NIST also sells three jars of peanut butter for $1,069.

Posted By: Alex - Mon Aug 22, 2022 - Comments (5)
Category: Food, Nutrition, Government

America Never Took Water

Sing along to this rousing anti-Prohibition ditty! Full lyrics here.






Posted By: Paul - Sat Jul 23, 2022 - Comments (0)
Category: Government, Law, Music, Propaganda, Thought Control and Brainwashing, Alcohol

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