Ferguson Safety Smock

Why you should buy a Ferguson Safety Smock:

They're virtually indestructible.
They have no hard fasteners that can be filed into weapons.
They have no nylon hook-and-loop fasteners that can be torn off and used as a rope.
They include a sanitary belt "designed for self-destructive females on their menses."
Plus, they make a great fashion statement!

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 28, 2009
Category: Fashion | Prisons

Comments

They are stylish, though, aren't they?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/28/09 at 08:41 AM

Dumbfounded: People in prison don't pay taxes.

Posted by Paul in Athens GA on 04/28/09 at 08:49 AM

A satisfied customer says: "In 10 years using 15 blankets, 7 smocks and 1 sleeping bag I have replaced only 1 strip of Velcro on 1 smock. These wear like iron and clean like a dream."
– Tina Potts, Laundry Specialist

So, they wear like iron? That can't be comfortable. And... why would a laundry specialist need these?

Posted by Nethie on 04/28/09 at 12:41 PM

The couple in the photo are the company CEO and his bride.

Trust me.

Posted by Paul in Athens GA on 04/28/09 at 01:33 PM

"Brought to you by, the Old Testament!" :lol:

Seriously, Beardy McGee up there looks like he's ready to wander the desert for a few decades...or he just got back.

Posted by Jmonkeh on 04/29/09 at 08:16 AM

apparently driving is out of the question..

Posted by mrjazz on 04/29/09 at 07:25 PM

Perfect for all your dungeon imprisonment needs! Got a daughter you want to lock up in the cellar for 20 years? We have the solution to keep her subdued!!

Posted by MohawkWarrior on 04/30/09 at 11:02 PM

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