Follies of the Mad Men #126

How many idiotic themes can you find in this ad? Let me start you out:

1) Women like to hang out in bestiality bars.

2) Only men can or should be responsible for buying condoms.

3) A woman will sense a condom in your pocket and respond.

4) You can be the biggest jerk in the world, but so long as you buy a condom....

I can't go on. Your turn.

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Comments

5)All men without condoms are pigs? :grrr:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/23/10 at 10:45 AM

7) Only hot chicks go to bestiality bars. (10 and over)

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/23/10 at 10:58 AM

Is it just me or have they altered the pigs eyes to appear human ?

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/23/10 at 11:38 AM

8) Hot chicks only drink wine while in bestiality bars.

@BD: No, eyes look appropriately porcine to me.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/23/10 at 12:18 PM

well at least give me credit for concentrating on the eyes Expat47 😛

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/23/10 at 06:09 PM

this little piggy went to the bar
this little piggy got drunk
this little piggy bought a condom and went wee wee wee on the back seat in the parking lot!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/23/10 at 10:55 PM

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