Get married at a sewage plant
Brightwater sewage plant in King County, WA is advertising its availability for weddings. Which sounds a bit weird until you see that it's actually a nice location (well, nice enough; I suppose it depends on how picky one is), and comes at less than half the cost of comparable facilities. So I'd definitely consider it if I were planning a wedding. Why not? However, some people, such as the wedding planner in the video, seem outraged at the mere thought of it.
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Is your marriage going down the toilet? Why not get Married at the sewage treatment Plant! Anyone who gets married is going to deal with lots of shit! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 04/12/14 at 12:00 PM
I'm envisioning a lot of brown colored dresses in the maid of honor and the others dresses.
Instead of a blushing bride she would be a flushing bride.
Gotta stop on the puns at just one .. butt it's not easy.
Instead of a blushing bride she would be a flushing bride.
Gotta stop on the puns at just one .. butt it's not easy.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 04/12/14 at 03:43 PM
Of course the wedding planner is against it! She gets a percentage of the total cost -- anything which isn't outrageously overpriced cuts into her pocket money.
I'd be willing to bet it has less sewage exposure than most places! I read once about a blockage/backup at the ballroom of a hotel -- the greatest thing in the article was it saying the incident brought up to 100% the number of usual wedding venues in the county which had been flooded by raw sewage within the last ten years. I doubt that BrightWater would ever have that problem (such places are often over-engineered to prevent embarrassing problems).
I'd be willing to bet it has less sewage exposure than most places! I read once about a blockage/backup at the ballroom of a hotel -- the greatest thing in the article was it saying the incident brought up to 100% the number of usual wedding venues in the county which had been flooded by raw sewage within the last ten years. I doubt that BrightWater would ever have that problem (such places are often over-engineered to prevent embarrassing problems).
Posted by Phideaux on 04/12/14 at 03:55 PM
Another problem is everyone at the reception is gonna get shi*-faced.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 04/12/14 at 04:18 PM
Not that I'd ever wish a wedding on anyone, but if you can't dodge it, why not go for the budget option with a difference. Plus you can save the money for the inevitable litigation. A no-brainer!
Posted by Harvey on 04/12/14 at 06:19 PM
A sewage plant ain't sh1t! Ever been downwind of a hog farm?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/12/14 at 11:36 PM
Our "dirty water punishment facility" is close but not free of smell. The wind goes right, and we get to enjoy it. They do have a lovely methane/hydrogen sulfide flame out front, which I think should be in the form of a dragon. They also have a garage door marked "shipping/receiving" that makes me wonder. I don't think we'll be having our wedding there.
Posted by Mr Evilwrench on 04/13/14 at 04:51 AM
Wow, what a shitty idea. If the wind is blowing the wrong way then urine trouble.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/13/14 at 06:57 PM
No big deal. My aunt and her brides maids were beinng dressed. Yup the kids were banished outside. We did scare away a skunk that had a jar stuck on his head.
Posted by BMN on 04/14/14 at 04:21 PM
Wedding is a sacred ceremony of two people. In such a manner we have different perspective about wedding and different venue to witness the exchanges of vows.
Posted by SABRINA LONGEGA WILSON on 04/14/14 at 09:03 PM
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