Grape Nuts Flakes Promotes Fisticuffs

I always wondered what part of the grape the 'grape-nuts' came from.

I take it you've never seen the end result of the wine making process, TC?

It's more the nuts part that worries me.

If you don't know how to ride a horse at gallop you will end up with blue-nuts.
It's one reason they ended the horse trail ride through the woods at our local zoo.
Too many injuries made the insurance expensive and it wasn't from falling off.
You need to push up off the saddle using the stirrups when a horse runs. They would run them at full gallop around the lake.

@BD: Letting 'dudes' ride horses that would even break into a gallop should be avoided at all cost.

@Tad: If you go out into a vineyard, just before harvest and look at any bunch of grapes hanging there you should be able to find the one (usually only one) male grape up at the top and close into the stem. His gonads are tucked safely away inside by this time and are, usually, confused with the seeds that are found in all the other grapes in the bunch. Now, peel the grape and remove the little hard bits... those are grape nuts.

I've never seen that commercial before; but if Roy Rogers said so, it must be true!

Thanks for the info. I also have a similar question about 'moth balls.' I have never seen a moth hauling a pair of those around. 😉

Moth balls, like leprechauns, are things of myth that don't exist in the real world. All moths are female and reproduce spontaneously. This should be very apparent because the word 'moth' is the root of 'mother'.

Now, just to head things off, and save a bit of time we'll go on with today's lecture on the subject of Why There Exist No Teddy Bear Cubs.

Think.... cotton balls.

Expat you are such an expert on so many things!