What does this measure?

This is obviously a measuring device of some kind. But what exactly does it measure? The answer is below in extended.

Answer: If you guessed that it's an apparatus for the anatomical mapping of buttocks, then you guessed right. It was recently patented by Yan Trokel of New York.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Jun 14, 2023
Category: Inventions | Patents | Instruments and Measuring Devices

Comments

Why has no one thought of this before now?

Posted by Patrick on 06/14/23 at 07:38 AM

I'm taking full credit on this one. My guess was for use on the same subject, but higher up.

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 06/15/23 at 06:08 AM

Given the different divisions on both scales, I was going to say it's a device for converting between sane and Imperial/American measurements.

Apparently I was wrong.

Posted by Richard Bos on 06/17/23 at 08:35 AM

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